Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
Get the alley baconmug. That new film looks as though it'll be up your alley. You're going to love this new club: it's right up your alley!
by Alebizz October 23, 2023
Get the up your alleymug. A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.
by Taken4Lif3 March 16, 2021
Get the Alleymug. A sex move in which one male slaps his scrotum against ones ass cheeks and another male enters the anus with the the finesse as if it were a slam dunk
by TheBig Boolster June 17, 2019
Get the Alley Oopmug. by XxQuicKSc0p3z420xX November 14, 2019
Get the Blowie Alleymug. by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Bee AlLeY beE<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.
by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023
Get the Candy Alleysmug.