ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022

Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

Alley

A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.

Omg that girl is so amazing. She must be an Alley!

by Taken4Lif3 March 16, 2021

fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.

Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*

by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

Alley Oop

A sex move in which one male slaps his scrotum against ones ass cheeks and another male enters the anus with the the finesse as if it were a slam dunk

Me and Roger alley ooped Stacy the other night

by TheBig Boolster June 17, 2019