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Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent
Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night
by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021
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Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all
Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga
by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020
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sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.
Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021
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Ahmed

Ahmed is a wonderful individual who is well-liked by many. If you ever get an Ahmed, treat him with respect and don't ignore him. If you ignore him, he will ignore you. He's really attractive and attracts a lot of women, but he doesn't flirt with them because it's forbidden. If Ahmed says anything as a joke, it's not always a jest; sometimes it's true; he's a smart and nice guy.
by itsbeen50days November 22, 2021
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Haroon Ahmed

by OfficialGaethje November 22, 2021
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Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat
Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning
by WashedPessi November 29, 2021
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