Ahmed

Someone who is very affectionate towards cats however can't own any coz he gets pink eye if hes near cats. Love to commit terrorist acts. Son of sadaam hussein. Gets alot of pussy tho.

You got pink eye like Ahmed.

by Shxhdiwh February 28, 2020

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all

Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga

by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018

Ahmed

Ahmed is a wonderful individual who is well-liked by many. If you ever get an Ahmed, treat him with respect and don't ignore him. If you ignore him, he will ignore you. He's really attractive and attracts a lot of women, but he doesn't flirt with them because it's forbidden. If Ahmed says anything as a joke, it's not always a jest; sometimes it's true; he's a smart and nice guy.

thats ahmed for you bae

by itsbeen50days November 22, 2021

Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm

person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:

by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020