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Tes Sa G

Tessa, lovers, fighters not the best of friends, but my best friend.

The first one that I think about when the world crashes down and the first one whose smile I want to see when we’re winning at life. The one that I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse.

Sum up Tes Sa in a few words…

A shrewd judge of character.

A simple woman with a beautiful mind.

A loyal friend and partner.

A hard exterior but a softer interior.
Honest.

Easy to love and hard to forget.

Loves to absorb new interests.

Funny and quirky.
A pain in the ass.

Big nose.

I’m a lucky man to have a Tes Sa in my life ❤️
‘Tes Sa G will smell you before she sees you, won’t she?’
by peteteds June 21, 2023
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dale que no te veo

Literal Translation:
"Dale" = "Go ahead" / "Do it" / "Come on"
"que no te veo" = "because I can't see you" or "since I don't see you"

Idiomatic Meaning:
Encouraging someone to act freely or without shame, as if no one were watching. A way to urge someone to do something quickly or boldly. Mostly used in a party/celebratory setting by Alexita Gasbarrino and has since expanded to parties and friends who she has celebrated with.
Dale que no te veo!
by Alexita gas June 13, 2025
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Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours [Iowa].

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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Te reoish

A knock-off version of English made to sound Māori by swapping vowels or adding a random consonant. Often sold as “revitalising te reo” when it’s really just bastardised English in disguise.
“Bro, they spent billions teaching us te reoish words we already know in English.”
by anonymous September 6, 2025
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Fută-te-ar soarele

Same as "fute-te-ar soarele", but with a local Transylvanian accent.

A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.

Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fută-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.
by Lascarica July 16, 2025
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Te’

Te’ sent from the heaven’s above
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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