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Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat
Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning
by WashedPessi November 29, 2021
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Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024
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ahmed

a superior figure, a nigga with multiple talents.

- ahmed
iโ€™m ahmed
by ahmed10 February 15, 2024
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ahmed

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed! everyone needs their ahmed in life!"
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
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ahmed ๐ŸŒน

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed ๐ŸŒน ! everyone needs their ahmed ๐ŸŒน in life!"
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
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ahmed ๐ŸŒน

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed ๐ŸŒน ! everyone needs their ahmed ๐ŸŒน in life!
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024
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Ahmed

He is a very sexyyyyyyy man, he has a penis as big as the Solar System, if you have Ahmed as a boyfriend your soo lucky, he is rich and is my sugar daddy, He has xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLLLLLL condoms that fit him perfectly
Ahmed has a big cock
by Ahmeds girlfriend February 20, 2022
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