Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

Meowstic Greg.

Meowstic evolves from Espurr at level 25, and is a Pseudo-Legendary pokemon with a 600 Base-stat total. (totally) (no cap) (100%)

Pokemon trainer: I caught a male Espurr and evolved it into a male Meowstic Greg.
Pokemon Trainer 2: YOURE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon trainer: (Starts ascending.)

by windyeeee February 4, 2022

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 17, 2023

greg paulaphobia

The fear of greg paul the ld pedophole who created jake and logan paul. "greg paulaphobia means you have a fear of greg paul and are scared of him". The near mention of his name will haunt you or you will have nightmares based of him.
There is no way to treat this phobia.

guy- "guys I am deeply afraid of greg paul and have greg paulaphobia please help me"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"

by big_brain69420 November 1, 2019

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009

Greg Louganis

1- Boring Definition: Olympian Diver famed for breaking his head on the diving board and covertly leaking AIDS into the pool.

2- Cool Definition: Sexual act. Performed by engaging in intercourse and bending your partner over a coffee table or other low surface requiring them to use their arms to hold themselves up. At a climatic moment you pull their arms out from under tham causing their face to bounce off of the coffee table, must yell 'Greg Louganis!' See also Tony Danza

1- Greg Louganis was a dick head to give the pool AIDS like that.

2- Megan is so dumb. I'm totally gonna give her the Greg Louganis tonight, man.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007