Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.
“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.
by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019
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The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.
Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.
by Creamy1 September 10, 2018
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southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.
There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.
by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr February 29, 2016
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Slow ghost

Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.
Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.
by Driiiizyyy September 05, 2019
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Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.
OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.
by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022
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The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
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