Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.

John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.

by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022

Slow Slide

Winning an election slowly but definitively.

In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.

by Word Ranch November 6, 2020

slow drop

An extraordinary feeling that slowing comes over oneself leading to a feeling of complete harmony with all things.

The other night while I was thinking about my life and how grateful I am, a slow drop took place.

by morty-mike-129 October 19, 2020

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

slow yes

Like soft yes, but slower and often used by politicians.
A decision that is decided with a slow yes.
Being slowly committed but not at the same time

Adam: Do you want to go to Mcdonald's?

Saul: Slow yes

by slowyes May 18, 2022