Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

heather hunter

Ugly, scrawny african american porn star and notorious slut...has no assets a black women should possess.

Have you seen Heather Hunter in that BET uncut video? She's ugly as hell and probably got the clap.

by juelzgirl December 13, 2006

heather murph

A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.

I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.

by petey pablo August 21, 2004

Heather Jones

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.

Heather Jones is a amazing woman.

by The Queens King August 11, 2018

heather hood

heather hood is a greasy stinky raccoon.

a wild heather hood can usually be found searching through a bin.

by bigdaddy1001 January 2, 2023

Oh heather!

1. When a heather pulls off a action of complete idiocy
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud

1. Oh heather! Why did you do that to the turkey!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts

3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!

by Chairman Drunken Monkey October 26, 2019