A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A man with a large penis loved by
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
by Dad e February 8, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by Jack_is_aCool___gUy November 19, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a perverted freak. He doesn't know when to stop, and doesn't care about his friends feelings. He would betray his friends just to get with his girl. He has no respect for people and is a selfish, low life asshole.
by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. And especially Unique individualWith a good sense of style and a great sense of humor also very gorgeous smart and in genius musically gifted it has lots of different secret talents that you wouldn’t know unless you’ve got to no one so if you find one of these don’t let them slip through your fingers as they are very rare to come by
by Cool did January 30, 2018
Get the dylanmug. they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.
Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
by Solbae February 5, 2017
Get the dylanmug. Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.