Anita Baker

Anita Blakes evil twin sister who was separated from her at birth.
Anita Blake: Ill kill you biatch. Who are you?

Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
by erumpfanofblakey February 11, 2010
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do a baker

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
by Horse Cock December 17, 2004
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baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.
Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
by Maj February 20, 2004
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Billy Baker

A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD
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Danny Baker

A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.
Danny Baker, a smug, fat, pseudo-working class individual. His only job on TV is 'Sitcom Challenge'
by CPFC May 03, 2006
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Curtis Baker

An talented musician on YouTube who plays guitar, piano, bass, and drums.
Curtis Baker is awesome.
by David Directions November 18, 2010
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Dusty Baker

A spliff in which the weed-to-tabacco ratio is below 50%.

A spliff consisting primarily of tabacco, with weed or hash lightly dusted on top.

A cigarette with a touch of weed dust.
Q: "Is there tabacco in this J?"

A: "Yea, a lot actually. It's more of a dusty baker than a proper spliff."
by phaedrvs February 25, 2015
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