Creeper-Status

to be considered a creeper for any period of time. People can be on creeper-status for just a day, but if they are or have done something especially creepy, they could be on it permanently.

"I hope I don't have to be in Anthony's group because yesterday he randomly grabbed my tits and that put him on creeper-status with me."

"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."

by queef queen7 January 18, 2009

herb status

1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.

2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.

So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.

by take a d July 12, 2006

T-status

Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.

Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!

by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

Status quo

Whatever the fuck is going on right now.

I’ll take the status quo over whatever the fuck is going on right now!

by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020

bro status

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

Status Rape

When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.

*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.

by SickFuck12345 January 25, 2010

Marshall Status

A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.

Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"

by Dr. Cobs October 3, 2010