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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole
phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF
by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022
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message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.
“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”
by krlprl January 11, 2025
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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