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rumpled roy-al

A euphemism for a butt.
Kiss my rumpled roy-al!
by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014
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Roy

Roy is the male version of a Karen. He sports a big fat gut, he’s the armchair quarterback in any fight, and he comes from the trashiest cities you know of. Any story you have, he’s got a better one. He’s a one upper and he wins, you lose. That’s Roy. Roy is the know-it-all. Roy is an omniscient narrator. Roy is the jack-off of all trades and the master of none. Odds are Roy makes complaints and tries to get free shit as a result of said complaints then brags about it. He’s a real liar, scammer, and fraudster. He thinks his time is more valuable than yours and that he’s smarter than you. He’ll ask to speak to the manager in order to one up his loser life. He’ll demand you pay for his dry cleaning bill for his bargain basement Affliction shirt, or replace his iPhone 6 if you had the misfortune of becoming his waitress and accidentally spilled a drink on it. Often accompanied by a golddigger who spends her time injecting her face in attempts to prove that time doesn’t exist and no one is buying it but Roy. Even Stevie Wonder can see these people coming.
Roy and Karen, party of two. We’re going to seat them in your section, ok? Oh no! I can’t wait on that table. I’m too new of an employee here. They’re going to try and het me fired for no reason, for sure.
by TheComplicit September 13, 2020
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Roy Anthony Yelinek

A wonderfully understanding man that is passionate, trustworthy, loving, hard-working, and a true Christian. A REAL MAN! A very attractive man. A true friend. Accountable, and faithful. My husband!
If all men were Roy Anthony Yelineks, the world would be on a greater path, headed for greater things.
by Gods Favorite Child May 10, 2010
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Dr. Sheba Roy

“Dr.” Sheba Roy is a term that means an unlicensed individual using the title “Doctor” to mislead clients. While the title may be technically correct if the person holds a doctorate in a non-medical field, many patients assume “Doctor” means physician. This confusion can be dangerous, as it may lead people to trust someone who is not a licensed medical professional. Typically, a Dr. Sheba Roy charges an exorbitant fee of over $400 per hour.
You went to a Dr. Sheba Roy and paid thousands of dollars to get rid of your sickness and instead, The Dr. Sheba Roy exploited your personal information for her benefit.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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roying

Sitting on the floor pouting that you're about to lose to a team that "isn't" your rival. Named after UNC Coach Roy Williams at the NC State game on 2/26/14
Aww little Jonny just lost the game he paid for. He's now roying on the floor
by ncsu3136 March 8, 2014
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Jam-roy

Something that is superlative or exceptional in nature. Southern in origin.
'Kelly Dodd is the jam-roy! All tall and fine, yee-ha!.
by Slade Hayes February 6, 2003
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Roying (To Roy) (Verb)

When a person, who is specifically ginger with astoundingly beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses, does something cool.
Roying (To Roy) (Verb)

'Hey, look at that guy ROYING over there!'

'Yeah, he's a real Roy, if you know what I mean.'

'Man, that guy really has beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses! He must be Roying right now!'
by NotRoyHarper May 2, 2023
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