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best friend whore

That one person who refers to everyone as their "best friend" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore
Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.
Janice: Cindy's such a best friend whore.
by Afrodisiacs August 25, 2015
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unknown best friend

In the social network society, the unknown best friend is a friend know only with his written words (private message or private chat).
The relationship with the unknown best friend is close, long and mutual, with solidarity, protection and compatibility.
It's forbidden and unnecessary meet your unknown best friend.
I write to my unknown best friend everyday, but I'll never see him (or her), because it's not important: I belong to him (or her) through the mutual solidarity.
by gericokiller March 12, 2010
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sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.
I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.
by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010
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BESTEST BEST FRIEND

A dude or chick that'll give you a dollar, sit with you on the bus, and one who you can fart in front of.
he gave me a dollar for nothing. He's my bestest best friend
by SIR MUTT tmf October 20, 2008
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Fuck a Friend eve

Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.
"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"
by schnörniboi05 March 30, 2021
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friends list purge

when you have so many people on a friends list that you do not know of and you get rid of them all at once
Jack had so many friends on facebook that he didnt care about so he did a friends list purge to clear up his newsfeed
by alucardo1 December 8, 2011
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Friends with dairy benefits

When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.
Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.
by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022
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