tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)
Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.
by The Entertainment December 29, 2013
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dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
by Kieran King December 28, 2007
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tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 21, 2014
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A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
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Look up box

The box that you enter words, dumb ass!You must be High 9! See High 9
Why cant you figure that out?
by Rage April 24, 2003
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tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 21, 2014
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