by Kiki Jiki August 27, 2023
Get the Aiden x Jamesmug. Name of the hottest actor of all time. Every girls lady boner, the 39 year old man every teenage girl has a crush on and delusional for.
by Pajost April 28, 2024
Get the Theo Jamesmug. james whear is a sexy individual with an even sexier girlfriend. he treats her with love and kindness because he knows she is in control and wears the trousers in their relationship. he worships the ground his girlfriend walks on and knows she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. she is stunning and kind and he knows she’s the best thing to ever happen to him.
james: wow bruv look at my girl i want to marry her, we’re both so sexy and will have beautiful children
his friend: yea bro idk how you bagged her she’s so beautiful and she’s an angel.
his friend: yea bro idk how you bagged her she’s so beautiful and she’s an angel.
by beautiful girlfriend July 21, 2024
Get the jamesmug. Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
by Xx_thefurgy_xX May 17, 2019
Get the Frederick James Hofmanmug. A straight male that is not racist.
by Nyagaer May 10, 2022
Get the James Kuomug. Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.
by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021
Get the The Royal Jamesmug. Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
Get the How to ward off Jelly Jamesmug.