Kunt Fuckin' Chicken

Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van...

PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?

BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?

PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.

BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?

PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.

by Greg Brady, laying drunk in the back of the van June 29, 2006

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Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".

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"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.

"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).

by Dinkum September 3, 2013

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peace and chicken grease

a random phrase from our ginger jesus - Ed Sheeran .

If you liked it, keep it climbing! If you didn't, I hope you have a wonderful day. Peace and chicken grease x

by edith sheeran August 24, 2012

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Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

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