goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

brownie taco

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Betty Tacos

A person who is feeling great, happy and has a wonderful smile who is independent and amazing.

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm Betty tacos thanks, yourself?"

by Americos May 18, 2014

glossy taco

Another name gor a glossy nail polish top coat that was coined by christine from simply nailogical

Now to make sure our holo dosn't chip we will cover it with a nice glossy taco 🌮

by LUNARQUEEN April 18, 2018

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

Glossy Taco

A Word Cristine uses when talking about a glossy topcoat. It supposedly means glossy topcoat, it used to be glossy topcoat and eventually became glossytaco

Next we’ll be using the best fucking glossy taco ever.

by glossytaco.com April 10, 2019