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California Roll

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
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Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.
I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?
by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017
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Rolland Roll

When ur tripping so hard that ur eye start rolling but you are still rolling dem blunts
Im so rolland roll right now I'm not able to roll a joint
by Supreeeemmmekid February 15, 2017
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Rolled

Man that guy is rolled

He’s definitely pulling a nuts
by anonymous December 31, 2021
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Cum roll

Cover your girls body completely with a load of cum, proceed to roll her in a black blanket. Making her look like a sushi roll.
Hence ‘cum roll’
by Stacey705 June 20, 2024
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rolling stone boy

A fuck boy, someone that talks to loads of girls
I think I love him
‘Really? I heard he’s a rolling stone boy’
by Someshitindiebandyouprobsdk November 22, 2017
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muster roll

MR is a record,in which names, particulars and attendance of daily, amount payable to them and the work done by them are recorded.
Lets fuck up the Muster Roll, first thing to fuck manager up.
by Dpacesaqya September 13, 2017
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