by whorewecum June 18, 2020
Get the exclusively simpingmug. Ablai is a fucking simp
by Voramo December 7, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Emmernaur October 19, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A guy who has no balls and will go beyond to please the ladies. Also, prefers cuckold. Perfect example: Will Smith
Will Smith is such a simp that he would let his woman disrespect him by saying she’s sleeping around and loves other men but can’t take a joke about her and tries to show his manliness by attacking a less built feeble man.
by Tango69 April 3, 2022
Get the Simpmug. "Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug.