Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

A piece of cake

1. Very easy to do.
2. Maybe it’s really a piece of delicious cake.

Preparing a simple breakfast like scrambled eggs? It’s a piece of cake!

by Game_onTW February 3, 2024

Snout in her cake

a nose in a females vagina, an act of sexual role play where by one man forces his nose tip into the hole of her vagina, causing extreme pleasure

e.g. i want to snout her cake so bad, snout in her cake

by snouter December 23, 2012

Hot Cakes

Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!

Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*

by GingerSnap-Enterprises January 12, 2023

Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

lung cake

a smoke except a large arm sized one

dude the bikers call ciggerets lung cookies then one said he needed a lung cake

by eric bratcher January 4, 2009

LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.

“Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”

by Lixity August 5, 2020