flem cake

A person who is very sick or ill.

You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!

by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009

Birthday Cake

All the world

"All the world is Birthday Cake" - George Harrison

by tavg123 December 11, 2023

Cake

To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like

“ damn he’s so annoying, I just want to cake him”

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Zebra Cakes

Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.

The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.

Usually a term of endearment.

Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes

by Moebee May 21, 2022

Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"

John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.

by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022