World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.

World War 3 will never end.

by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.

Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!

by Umakhi June 15, 2022

3

3- cyrillic Z typed by people who use Serbian cyrillic keyboard when they are searching for youtube

Ok lets watch some youtube

*types* З
Oh shit here we go again...
*deletes З , changes it back to english, types Y enters youtube* X25X365 times a year

by Crimson_Syndicalist_36 April 29, 2019

neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO

person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥

by soapman😧 January 4, 2024

3 fingers up

You are loyal to ONE woman :)

3 fingers up in a picture, represents that you have a gf

by shindyy August 6, 2022

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021