Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 17, 2011

Pop a piss in'

Getting in on the action, that one was originally left out from; typically a determination of one coming from poverty and into prosperity.

We're broke as mfer over here, ima pop a piss in', hands in the air, Chuck Norris style aye'

- Conor McGregor

by Onnit' May 30, 2022

piss salt

Means the same as "Damn it" or yelling "Shit" used in exasperation or anger.

I dropped my keys thru the sewer grate- "Piss Salt!"

by BBIL December 9, 2013

Operation Piss Monkey

When you have a plan

Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!

by Kloroks May 17, 2021