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Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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Cake

You look lonely you need some cake
by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
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German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018
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Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
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It was a piece of cake.

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.
"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"
by AceTisOnTheeCase April 9, 2020
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Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
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The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
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