cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 03, 2013

Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.

Can you pass me that cake scraper.

by TurquoiseDragon January 16, 2024

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 08, 2024

raw booty cake

A raw booty cake is a stripper who has a creamy booty.

You see that "raw booty cake" over there? She had a creamy booty

by Great Wolfy June 26, 2018

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake

now that's a party.
a revenge party!

Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!

by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

Stacking my cake

Acquiring money and continuously generating cash from a source of income

Pops : Ayo, where are you working at foo?

Foo: I work at Chevron but I'm trapping as a side hustle, you know the deal. Stacking my cake up to get a new whip.

by Zugondeze September 19, 2020