Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

CHOCOLATE

different from “chocolate”
CHOCOLATE is from that spongebob episode that i know you watched
you can hear the word CHOCOLATE

me: “CHOCOLATE”
person: “sweet sweet chawcolate”

by bababooey hunchback lookin October 4, 2020

dark-white chocolate

A white man with swag, soul, flavor and sex appeal

When he walks into the room you just know he has that dark-white chocolate deep down inside of him

by Interiorfix March 24, 2025

Chocolate cock fuck

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it

Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

by Gavin j May 28, 2021

Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

chocolate rosebudding

The act of anally penetrating the asshole of a black male and therefore causing slight swelling, giving the appearance of a blooming rose.

William was arrested on multiple counts of chocolate rosebudding. It was once said that no black mans ass was ever to be safe around him.

by oh, that guy... March 19, 2014