Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
by The Bod January 18, 2009
Get the Condom Nut-Hugmug. Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!
by Daonocto January 14, 2008
Get the deez nutsmug. Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what
by Sin7032 June 25, 2018
Get the Nut in my buttmug. Translated into simple English: I am going to ejaculate all over the place.
This phrase has said to originate from TVFilthyFrank, where he uses this phrase in a song of his called "FINNA BUST A NUT". This phrase means that you are going to masturbate and ejaculate, after your masturbation, everywhere in the room, causing a sticky white mess of semen.
This phrase has said to originate from TVFilthyFrank, where he uses this phrase in a song of his called "FINNA BUST A NUT". This phrase means that you are going to masturbate and ejaculate, after your masturbation, everywhere in the room, causing a sticky white mess of semen.
Mike: Bro, finna bust a nut.
Jordan: Yeah bro?
Mike: Yeah bro, be 30 seconds.
Jordan: A'ight bro
** 30 seconds pass**
Mike: Finna busted a nut bro!
Jordan: Yeah bro?
Mike: Yeah bro, be 30 seconds.
Jordan: A'ight bro
** 30 seconds pass**
Mike: Finna busted a nut bro!
by weaponised_autism July 3, 2020
Get the finna bust a nutmug. Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018
Get the bumble my nutsmug. The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
Get the Chinese Nut Tapmug. by XshadowsX April 26, 2005
Get the Lick My nutsmug.