stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.
by Jacaranda April 23, 2007
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Condom Nut-Hug

The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.
Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
by The Bod January 19, 2009
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Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something
Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what
by Sin7032 June 26, 2018
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bumble my nuts

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018
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finna bust a nut

Translated into simple English: I am going to ejaculate all over the place.

This phrase has said to originate from TVFilthyFrank, where he uses this phrase in a song of his called "FINNA BUST A NUT". This phrase means that you are going to masturbate and ejaculate, after your masturbation, everywhere in the room, causing a sticky white mess of semen.
Mike: Bro, finna bust a nut.
Jordan: Yeah bro?

Mike: Yeah bro, be 30 seconds.
Jordan: A'ight bro
** 30 seconds pass**

Mike: Finna busted a nut bro!
by weaponised_autism July 03, 2020
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Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
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Lick My nuts

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.
by XshadowsX April 27, 2005
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