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bro

alternate name for your crush.

a girl will call her love interest this when she can’t actually confess her feelings. although it might be misleading (because bro is commonly used between friends), she is actually trying to communicate that she really really likes him.
*when he makes you laugh* “brooo that’s not even funny”
or
*when he asks you to hangout* “duh, i’d love to bro!”
translation: “i love you” / “ask me out”
by gingerfish24 June 10, 2020
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retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.
The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.
by mlhiss June 15, 2020
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Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes
by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.
A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.
by js1975 September 1, 2020
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Bro Me

The act of sliding your palm across a "bro's" palm, then ending with a fist bump
Bro 1: Alright ill see you later, bro me

Bro 2: Alright peace

*bro handshake*
by nativebro September 6, 2020
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Keagan bro

A term used to address a person, in this case Keagan, who is engaging in some stupid ass shit.
by Desmond Roberts Himself September 16, 2020
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