Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Gaslight

The individual known as Soli on discord

"Did you actually send him a big black cock!?" - Vicar
"No I sent him MIIIiiiiiiIIIINNNnnnnEEEEEE" - Soli 2022

Typical Mexican Gaslight behavior

by Animica July 23, 2022

mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.

Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.

by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019

Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019

Mexican pancake

When a man cums on a girls face, let’s it dry, peels it off, then feeds it to her

I made my girlfriend a Mexican pancake last night

by Twobit_mickeymouse April 28, 2023

Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.

Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025