Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023

mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.

i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

by dickery doch May 18, 2013

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

mexican buttworms

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.

Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico

by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021

Plop Mexican

Generic mid-quality Mexican food characterized by how it is served with a plop of condiments-plop of sour cream, plop of lettuce, plop of tomatoes, etc.

This ain’t high quality Mexican cuisine, but it ain’t bad for plop Mexican.

by Clausen Balls October 29, 2025

Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.

Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?

by Shady32 January 22, 2025