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Sick Day

"The format: three young lads are put in a house for two months trying to catch as many diseases as possible. The producers want them to be infected by nits, lice, flu, sexually-transmitted diseases and warts, rather than things like Aids and cancer which aren't quite as much fun. A doctor will be on hand to ensure they don't get too ill."
-From thecustard.tv
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 13, 2003
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Trap of the Day

A term used to pre-warn colleagues of a toilet which you have just had a monster shit in, so that fellow colleagues do not make the mistake of making a visit to the same trap within the "cooldown" period.

Traps are numbered from 1 onwards, from left to right as you face the cubicle.
"Alreet lads, just to give ye' a heads up - trap of the day is #4, she was a beauty!"
by Stim March 31, 2007
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valentine's day

a day for lovers to love even more and to be happy with their lives and for those who don't love they are given a chance to love it's not a conspiracy it's a chance for a new beginning though everyone that has that chance more often than not views it as a conspiracy because they have no hope for themselves then they sulk in their self pitty when they put them selves their in the first place it is also the holiday for the people who spend way too much time making "perfect" gifts that cost way more man hours than dollars but to them and the person that the gift is for it is worth it this is the true spirit of valentine's day then there is all the superficial bullshit that the mass media supports that doesn't mean shit and all the people eat it up
live your life and you will find all these examples of valentine's day sometime or another
by jimi rose February 8, 2007
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green day

Green day is a "band" that went on tour to unseat the United States President George W. Bush. i am not a fan of communism. they also suck. Phish is real music
fuck bruce springsteen, john fogerty, green day, John mellencamp and neil young (the other communists that went on the vote for change tour)
by Fngh June 2, 2005
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back in the day

Used in conversation to recall and discuss to a past memory. Back in the day is only to be used for events twenty years or greater in the past.
Back in the day my mom ate black beauties by the handful
by ctgeek71 August 28, 2008
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day walker

Boss or boss wannabe in the workplace that suck the life out of it's employees. Turning the employee into a mindless zombie from being over worked while they reap the rewards of hard work.
the day walker wants me to come in on saturday, and i have been working overtime everyday this week.
by kowledge21 April 15, 2008
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Head Day

When you plan to hook up with a girl specifically for fellatio, the calendar date you plan to hook up on is referred to as "Head Day"
"Bro I hit up Ava and just asked for head, she said yes. Head Day is August 25th."
by yUnG Hoskinss September 24, 2019
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