Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Cake

When the bowl of weed is empty, joint is done.

This joint is cake, put it into the ashtray.

by STL Gal April 7, 2021

Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.

Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake

by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021

It was a piece of cake.

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.

"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"

by AceTisOnTheeCase April 9, 2020

Cake

A delicious dessert made by flour, egg, and milk.

My cake was tasty.

by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019