Cake

A lie

The cake is a lie

by Metaphorically August 10, 2023

Cake

being Knackered or very drunk.

I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.

by MatyMoore July 15, 2005

dust cake

the complete opposite of a fat steamy cream pie

she be dry homie all dust caked up.

by scumdawg ophishal May 4, 2017

Cake Team

Named from a rap song released by Fetty Wap 9 years ago, "CAKE TEAM"

Cake Team is a universal group name for women with large asses throwing it back and twerking.

You can find these women in various types of clubs.

Yo dawg, the Cake Team is in this mofo, lets throw some bands.

by spicyNigger June 4, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025