by You:909 January 13, 2023
Get the Compton wedding cakemug. The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
Get the Wedding Cake Surprisemug. Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
by Old cake May 13, 2013
Get the Nouveau cakemug. by lilLasagna December 6, 2019
Get the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug. Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023
Get the Power cakesmug. by Tash3456 April 22, 2011
Get the super cakesmug. by STL Gal April 7, 2021
Get the Cakemug.