When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face
by Desi Drake December 19, 2019

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by SYTOPIMFONR January 11, 2023

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.
I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.
by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

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