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Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.
Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)
by TheHippie (the real one) December 27, 2009
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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“
by lcnyxx December 18, 2021
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i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way
"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"
by epppppmf November 29, 2021
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I love you like an emo loves tight pants

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010
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National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)

One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.
I can’t wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)
by dede2002107 October 6, 2022
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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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