I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

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Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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I'm going to the Store

If you need to get away from a situation, place or thing you simply tell everyone that you are going to the store. Which usually means you are leaving and you probably won't returning anytime soon. Typically a three day grace period.

"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to the store"

by The Bad Guys Girl March 18, 2026

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