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Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk
Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
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Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear
“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”
by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021
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Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021
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Window Shopping

When rich guys go to mall to buy windows
Window Shopping! , OMG! you guys so rich you buy windows
by ramsamilover February 5, 2021
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boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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The Sloppy Hopper Ride

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.
I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride
by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021
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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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