mexican camping

When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his family went to go Mexican camping so that the can cross the border the day after

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 27, 2011

mexican squealer

When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.

My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!

by LecheKing May 30, 2022

Mexican Street Corn

Euphemism for a dick seasoned with cocaine

Have you had that Mexican street corn? Definitely wanna make some.

by Wizkhaleesi June 12, 2018

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017

Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.

Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023