jack ford

jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.

stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god

by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019

Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

Jack Nicholson

A incredibly sexy actor who plays as Jack Torrance in The Shining, Joker in Batman, and is also incredibly sexy. The reason he’s so famous is because he’s so incredibly sexy. All his Oscar nominations are all because he’s so fucking sexy

Brian: Jack Nicholson is so fucking sexy

Elijah: I agree man.

by peepeefart137293829 July 19, 2021

cash-jacking

Typically done when you need cash and you want to jack it. Someone willingly offers that cash.

Man, I'm so worn out from cash-jacking. Is that some cash? I think it's about time to start jacking it.

by jtrthehax July 12, 2019

jack the cunt

"Jack the cunt" (noun) is the name given to a guy who is being both unbearable and an asshole simultaneously - especially if the male in question is called Jack. Nothing can quite describe how one feels when one thinks of Jack the Cunt, but some examples include anger, frustration, hatred, violent tendencies.

Girl °1: "Woah, your boyfriend is being such an ignorant, arrogant dick head."
Girl °2: "Yep. He sure is Jack the Cunt"

by ImNotRealImInYourImagination September 7, 2016

Jack Hammer

A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.

Last night I received the jack hammer and I couldn't walk this morning.

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

Grandpa Jack

Grandpa jack is the one thing that God can`t compare to. He has been around since 001 BC. Grandpa Jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun Galactica.

Oh my Grandpa Jack!

What in the name of Grandpa Jack!

I swear it on Grandpa Jack...

by Grand Father Jack November 1, 2016