Simp

A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.

Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.

by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simp

a simp is the lowest level of all society they do things to please wamen. a simp complements wamen.

Joe told his friends about a simp that he pooped on.

by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 15, 2020

Simp

Adriano Stirpe

Armando: I caught a guy simping today
Matthew: Was it Adriano?
Ryan: Duh.

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Simp

Justice Wilson and Conner ferino

Conner and justice cancelled on the boy’s (it was on a Saturday btw) to hang with females. Someone say simp alert?

by Ya boi LJ🕺🏾 January 11, 2020

Simp September

Simp for her September

Jack:You look good today
Crush:Thank You(He a Simp, Simp September)

by Quandelldingle69 September 6, 2022

omegle simps

Simps who are mega but not too obsessive, a type of lovey simp who want nothing relationship wise but just a compani!onship.

kate and cat are omegle simps for aj.
they're simps for that man i tell you!

by Cathrinsangel March 15, 2022