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Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too
Bro I hate the jack off smell
by Le Carlton December 28, 2018
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piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.
Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
by jackofsly October 14, 2010
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Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.
Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.
by Let’sNot November 18, 2020
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one off the wrist

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.
I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.
by Jimi p September 10, 2008
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shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
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jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"
by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008
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off the beaten track

Where tourists don’t normally visit. Somewhere more adventurous compared to popular destinations.
“Ronald hates following tour guides around temples with flags and hordes of other tourists. He prefers to go off alone and explore; he likes to see places off the beaten track, which are not on the main tourist routes”.
by Angela Yang August 5, 2008
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