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Zack James

an absolute unit on the battlefield, inventor or yo mama and common name however i cant find him on the urban dictionary
man 1: HEYY WE NEED BACK UP
zack james: you called?
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James Jowatt

Sexy emo with a fat shlong. Quite slim but can eat the world and not gain weight. Does sensory with Josh and is dating him. Very gay but that’s okay. Paper thin nipples and makes guys scream without the s.
Guy: “his Willy was so big!”
Guy 2:”was definitely James Jowatt
by Jigglywiggly101 December 21, 2021
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James

James is the kind of man you never want to let go of! He’s kind and patient and always puts others above himself. He’s the kind of guy who even when your having a terrible day can always find a way to make you smile! James are usually the funniest ones In the room… they have a certain charm about them which makes them liked by practically everyone! Not too mention their obvious attractive traits, their jaw dropping smile, deep gorgeous brown eyes and their perfectly tanned skin! They are also the most poetic and romantic of all men, because of this you’ll usually end up finding yourself blushing while speaking to them. They are super goofy and spontaneous while also mature and smart and so they love to go on crazy adventures with you but will also keep you in check. He somehow always makes you feel loved, makes you feel like you matter when no one else does or when you feel like your not enough, he’s always there to support! If you have a James in your life be sure to be as loyal and steadfast as he is, never lose him! 🤍
Person#1: wow he’s absolutely perfect who is he?
Person#2: oh thats James!
by JellyBeanJane November 22, 2021
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colton james

awesssssssssome
by coltuf December 8, 2017
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james gill

Oh hi °!"3#€%&&/()=??^*;:_2""">ZXCVBNMKLIUYTr123456783456787 y1 james gill
by James är korrt April 23, 2019
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James

I used to love John but he became a James
by WhosGet April 8, 2024
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james cock

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.
Take cover, here cums one of those pesty James Cocks. He looks like an Angry Bird.
by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017
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