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Brown m&m

A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.
“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream
by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 13, 2021
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Zac Brown Band

Country Music at it's best! Wonderfully talented artist who sings about Georgia and various other things that a true southerner can relate to. A must listen to for all.
Zac Brown Band sings,"You know I like my chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right and my radio up!"
by Sugar_Britches October 16, 2008
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brown cow stunning

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.
person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!
by lizzi fuentes July 20, 2018
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Angry Brown Spider

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.
by justplainnuts January 5, 2010
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brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike
Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you
by mitch00uk April 19, 2015
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Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face
by Freshness303 February 5, 2012
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brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.
Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.
by McRamblin October 17, 2009
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