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Bobby Brown

A guy with extreme swagger. Typically they are fresh to death. Used as a reference to someone whos got the good or sells the good.
Yo that dude is fresh right now. He has that good son. Hes that Bobby Brown.
by Swisha B March 3, 2009
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Zac Brown Band

Country Music at it's best! Wonderfully talented artist who sings about Georgia and various other things that a true southerner can relate to. A must listen to for all.
Zac Brown Band sings,"You know I like my chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right and my radio up!"
by Sugar_Britches October 16, 2008
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brown cow stunning

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.
person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!
by lizzi fuentes July 20, 2018
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Angry Brown Spider

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.
by justplainnuts January 5, 2010
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The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now
by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010
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brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.
Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.
by McRamblin October 17, 2009
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Curly Brown Suprise

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.
hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.
by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006
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