Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

National Kiss Ryan Day

October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.

Me: Yo what day is it today?

Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day

by Iskdjshtign October 14, 2022

National kiss Blake day

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

Egyptian kiss

Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.

Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.

by UrMom817 May 21, 2023

Lana kiss

When you use tongue during your first kiss

I was excited for our first kiss, then she Lana kissed me

by hell214 January 6, 2022

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021

Kissed

Rape-kissed attacked by a gang so viciously by sexual assault no one will kiss her again. Misdiagnosed with mono kissing disease usually resulting in a kidney transplant and organ failure and they'll never dip their stick again (crude oil)

Don’t get kissed!!

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025