Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.
PREVENTION MEASURES
SCP Joe requires the following:
Ear protection
Sound proof walls
Nuetrallizer.
SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
PREVENTION MEASURES
SCP Joe requires the following:
Ear protection
Sound proof walls
Nuetrallizer.
SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
Joe: Hey!
Victim: Hi!
Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?
Victim Who's Joe?
Joe: Joe mama
*distant screaming*
Victim: Hi!
Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?
Victim Who's Joe?
Joe: Joe mama
*distant screaming*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021
Get the Joemug. A man of great character, loves a nikon 500 and a ring light. Quick on his toes and even quicker under the sheets...
-Joe sinnin be sinnin tonight ..
-'Quick grab the nikon, joes about to do his thang!'
-Joe dont be sinnin and turn on that ring light
-'Quick grab the nikon, joes about to do his thang!'
-Joe dont be sinnin and turn on that ring light
by Joesinnin May 15, 2022
Get the Joe sinninmug. I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.
by anonymous July 14, 2022
Get the Cup of Joemug. A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .
How come your wifes mad at you?
Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .
Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .
by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025
Get the West Nigerian Sloppy Joemug. by Dankmememasterpapi69 October 13, 2019
Get the Joemug. Joe watson is a useless bastard who sits on his arse all day beating his chucky to naked mma however he has a nice buzz cut and stinks of sweaty balls (mmmmm)
by Jonboshpuddleduck69 January 26, 2023
Get the Joe watsonmug.