Simp

Someone who has a mop on their head and wears headbands.

Kyle “Man Christian Cox is such a simp.”
Nick “Yeah i know.”

by TheCouncilForTheBoys March 12, 2020

simp

a silly or foolish person/a male putting the females before the males

jack is being a total simp

by spionic March 18, 2020

No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 4, 2020

Simp

ranmaru

ranmaru, from your turn to die, is a simp, and you cannot deny it.

by angry jellyfish :] July 30, 2023

Simp

Noel from Engineering

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"

by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021

Simp

A guy who begs for coochie

Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.

by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020