The perfect guy

the perfect guy is someone who treats the friends/ girlfriend or boyfriend to the best they can. They are always there for you, they may mess around with you and be “mean” but they deeply care about you inside, and you know that because it’s shows when they don’t notice it. But they are the best type of people so don’t lose them.

“omg! look it’s him he’s the perfect guy!”

by Zebra doughnuts March 29, 2022

Bad Perfume

A corpse, one that has been dead long enough to produce a scent.

"Hey, I hear they found a bad perfume!"
"Woah, how long has it been dead?"
"Like 3 days maybe?"

by YipDipPotatoChip May 22, 2022

the perfect tower 2

A amazing game where you shoot pixels while being afk for 100hrs.

"Man I Love that hit game the perfect tower 2"

by Iqdb9 June 1, 2022

The Perfectionist

Where a man spunks on their sexual partner, they then proceed to smear said spunk all over the recievers face until they feel the reciever looks gorgeous. Once complete, he licks their face clean and enjoys every drop of his hasbeen kids

Sarah- "Josh gave me The Perfectionist and im a changed woman"
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".

by TheMotherPlucker June 22, 2022

A Perfect Main Cast

When a shows cast is Perfect in every aspect

Wow that show was amazing it had a perfect main cast

by genuwone July 11, 2022

A Perfect Main Cast

When a show has a cast of characters that is deemed perfect in the viewers eyes.

wow, that show has a perfect main cast.

by genuwone July 11, 2022

The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.

I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide

by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022